And yes, we're playing with three different names right now: Bogart (Bogie), Chaney, and Dickens. Bogie is in the lead right now because he's so fearless.
I was going to say to go full tilt and change the spelling to Cheney. Imagine the converations!
"Dammit Cheney! Quit clawing the couch!"
"Jeez Cheney, don't you know what the box is for? Quit shitting on the floor!"
"Gah! Cheney just clawed the shit out of my balls!"
"Stupid cat! Quit getting us into wars based on lies, profiting from them with no-bid contracts given to companies that you hold financial stakes in, and leading us further down the road of complete societal and environmental apocalypse!"
I also thought of Creighton (Lon Chaney Jr's real first name) today, but I'm kind of partial to Bogie as well. So many connotations beyond the tough guy roles.
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I like Bogart though! :-)
"Dammit Cheney! Quit clawing the couch!"
"Jeez Cheney, don't you know what the box is for? Quit shitting on the floor!"
"Gah! Cheney just clawed the shit out of my balls!"
"Stupid cat! Quit getting us into wars based on lies, profiting from them with no-bid contracts given to companies that you hold financial stakes in, and leading us further down the road of complete societal and environmental apocalypse!"
Granted, that last one might be a stretch...
"Bogie at 5:00!"
"Aaagh! There's a Bogie on my arm!"